Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 10, 2021

Leroy is not looking forward to painting the living room walls for the third time this month.

Hey Dennis didn’t Mme. D start out like this?

I find my “Wine Hour” quite rewarding.

She’s actually a poet: “Lines On a Parlor Wall.”

She ought to learn to put it down on paper.

Beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdxnBrYLrVo

But she’s never been able to recapture that raw expressionism the day Scooter surprised her with a cold nose…

Leroy is going to rent her out to the neighbors once she’s done practicing.

Connie’s husband feigns sleeping to ignore her graphic mess!

Great. Now Leroy is gonna have to cut that out, frame it and replace the drywall….again

Is Connie holding her nose or taking a slug of whiskey?

Should have posted a warning: GRAPHIC CONTENT Some viewers may be offended.

Connie checks her watch often to make sure she doesn’t fo over an hour.

Connie; often referred to as a harpy with a sharpie

She’s happy, he’s happy. Looks like we have a wi win situation.