Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 10, 2022

When he addresses that body he needs to include a zip code.

Body: You’ll need to talk to the guy upstairs.

Good pep talk.

At first glance, I thought he was standing over a different bathroom appliance and admonishing a specific body part. In which case, it would STILL be a good pep talk.

His body is not listening.

OK, first I have to think he is wearing a towel. Second he could be addressing his belly, or little gerald as some above have surmised. Either way, good luck getting it to listen.

Clearly it’s a body of lies…

His massive body!

Gonna take a lot of postage if it goes by air.

“I would like to remind this August Body that just because it’s Fall, doesn’t mean there should be any repeat of that recent unpleasantness on the front steps…”

Symmetric encouragement

He’s gonna need a bigger mirror.

Those of us who are older know how true this is in the real world.

Gerald needs to up his pep talk. His body is accumulating too much fat by the looks of it. Unless that is what Gerald is asking his body to do.