Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 02, 2022

Of course, he’s only five steps away from his front door and he still has to get past Scooter to get to the bus stop.

what’s his secret ?

I like the way JVA always portrays the drain on the street.

You take your victories when you can. In Randy’s case, that’s before the battle begins.

Since he started wearing his ‘Depends’ pull ups, it has boosted his confidence!

Carrying your fountain pens in your suit jacket pocket may lead to disaster.

With a morning Xanax, Randy can now seize the day…or at least an hour or two.

Better do a reality check. Shoes tied? Yes! Pant’s zipper up? Oops!

I think oldpine52 nailed it with his observation 8 hours ago.. 5 steps out and Scooter is waiting.

Scooter: {"Enter: Stage Left…"}

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Randy: “Carpe Diem, Randy; Seize the day!”

Scooter: {"Carpe Cerebellum, Randy; Seize your achin’ head!"}

Good morning Balladeers, ((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

I guess all that briefcase-handling training is finally showing results. He’s handling it like a pro. :)

Yes Randy but, “It’s easy to smile when your ship comes in and your life’s an easy lot, but the man who’s worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts creep up in a knot.”

Randy spots a sunbathing babe!!!!!

Randy never steps on a side walk crack!