Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 11, 1970
Transcript:
"Charlie Brown..." Lucy says. She kneels on the grass, holding a footbal. Charlie Brown closes his eyes: "I can't believe it."<BR><BR> "Charlie Brown, I'll hold the football and you come running up and kick it.." He looks at her.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown wails, "HOW LONG, O LORD?"<BR><BR> Lucy turns and looks up at him: "You're quoting from the sixth chapter of Isaiah, aren't you, Charlie Brown?" He rolls his eyes.<BR><BR> Lucy raises her arm and quotes: "Until cities lie waste without inhabitant, and houses without men, and the land is utterly desolate.." Charlie Brown walks away.<BR><BR> "Actually, there is a note of protest in the question as asked by Isaiah, for we might say mhe was unwilling to accept the finality of the Lord's judgment.." Charlie Brown starts running towards the football.<BR><BR> AUGHH! Lucy whisks the ball away and Charlie Brown goes soaring into the air.<BR><BR> WUMP! He lands flat on his back.<BR><BR> Lucy stands at Charlie Brown's head looking down at him. She prophesizes: "How long? All you life, Charlie Brown..all your life.."<BR><BR>
The Lone Beagle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
She Blinded Me with Theology!
ootey over 7 years ago
At least another 30 years…
thepinkbaroness over 4 years ago
And I am reading this strip exactly 50 years later. Just wanted to put that out there :)
Best Commenter Ever about 4 years ago
6:11 Then said I, Lord, how long? And he answered, until the cities be wasted without inhabitant, and the houses without man, and the land be utterly desolate…
me_the_polish_gull almost 4 years ago
Rule #1: NEVER listen to Lucy if you’re playing football.
thatdarnfurry about 3 years ago
These kids have an amazing grasp on the bible!
Comicfan (C) about 3 years ago
I just realized how many times this comic quotes biblical texts
peanutsmean 3 days ago
As of now, Lucy no longer smiles while pulling the ball away. Maybe a sign she’s starting to be a bit less sadistic, though she’ll still be pretty horrible for a few more years