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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 17, 2019
October 16, 2019
October 18, 2019
Transcript:
Bixby: Yeah, well I'm busy all month, too! Fritz: Bixby, it's against office policy to ask out the temps. Bixby: What? Why? Fritz: Because they might feel pressured to date you to get a job! Bixby: Listen, Fritz, I've asked out hundreds of temps and I can assure you that none of them have felt pressured enough to date me! Fritz: Wait...you've asked out hundreds of women and none of them have said yes? Bixby: Yeah...so? Fritz: Forget office policy - maybe you should stop for self esteem's sake. Bixby: Hey, I'm a rat. I eat garbage and sleep in my own flith. Self-esteem isn't really a priority for me....
Prey over 5 years ago
Didn´t know Bixby was French!
rAtkinson over 5 years ago
I didn’t take a vow of celibacy, all the girls took a vote, and I lost.
theincrediblebulk over 5 years ago
I had passed the 200 girls rejecting me mark before I finished high school….. then I really started racking up the rejections.
jmcenanly over 5 years ago
Is that rabbit Ralston? I know that Bugs Bunny occasionally wore women’s clothing for the sake of a gag.