Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 26, 2020
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Say, Dynaman, how did you get your powers? Dynaman: It was a dark and stormy night... Captain Victorious: Wow!! Really?!? Dynaman: Nah. Steroids. I was working as a police scientist in my lab one night, mixing dangerous chemicals. Just then, the lab was struck by lightning, bathing me in my own chemical cocktail! Somehow I managed to escape the wreckage, but as I did.. I was bitten by a radioactive mutant werewolf!! Then, a spaceship crashed and the pilot bestowed upon me a magical alien amulet!! Finally, a nearby power plant exploded, which then activated my magilogical cosmo-dynamic atomic werewolf chemicals!!
Differentname over 4 years ago
There’s a pill you can take. 99.5% fatal, but the survivors have all of Superman’s powers. Do you take the pill? Discuss.
Doctor Toon over 4 years ago
I’ll stick with my Nuclear Coffee
There is a different Super Power in every batch, I like the variety
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 4 years ago
I read one of the latest Marvel superheros got their powers from Internet Gas. Whatever that is!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
My wife tops them all, she has souper powers. Yum!
Barnabus Blackoak over 4 years ago
steroids make you fly? I thought it was Red Bull……
LOLBeth over 4 years ago
It actually started even before that, when he was bitten by a rabid cliché.
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Let’s see, Flash’s origin, modified Spider-Man’s origin, modified Green Lantern’s origin, modified Hulk’s origin. Yeah, he better say steroids or else they’ll all sue him. And they have better lawyers than he can afford.