Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 31, 2021
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Hey! Woman-lady! I gotta talk to you! Jenn Erica: Uh, it's Jenn Erica... Captain Victorious: What's the big idea asking Dynaman out and not me? I'm bigger, stronger, more popular and more successful! What could he possibly have that I don't?? Jenn Erica: Hair. Captain Victorious: This mask is majestic!!
Prey over 3 years ago
Where do we start?
Barnabus Blackoak over 3 years ago
Quick! show her your back!
LOLBeth over 3 years ago
Manners.
Class.
Basic social skills.
Physical hygiene.
Shall we continue?
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
Indeed, Dynaman’s hair at one point became self-aware and was chatting up babes in the bar. But for all their hypertrophied muscle-development, neither one of those boys has any evidence of junk in the trunk. (It’s said that a steady diet of steroids has that effect.)
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Where are the bald superheroes ?