Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 25, 2021
Transcript:
Captain Victorious: Listen, Ralston, I read all the time! Why, just this morning I was reading a fascinating article! It was about a bunny who was going through a carrot patch, but he hit a bush, so then he turned and... Ralston: Cap, that was a maze on the back of a cereal box. Captain Victorious: Never got to the end, though...
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dear Cereal Creators: put prizes in the boxes, not clever mazes, cartoons, or info on the back of the boxes!
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
I used to read those, and milk cartons or anything else lying around.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Uh huh, sure you read. Was Bixby over at your place again? And did he tell you a bar of soap costs $100 regularly, but he found you a bargain at only $150?
(Yes, I know a bargain means something should be cheaper, not more expensive. I was riffing on the arc that revealed Cap is clueless about what things are worth and Bixby was taking advantage of that by being his personal shopper.