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awesome ā if global warming aka climate change aka WEāRE ALL GONNA DIE! ā means donāt have to put up with the āholiday seasonā stupidity that has nothing to do with Christmas than the elves are going to find it even harder to find āseasonalā jobs Of course those who push that agenda canāt seem to get their years/date right so never mind letās hire a few elves to do some lawncare :)
Lies!! Santa is half Light Elf himself. Light Elves (LjĆ³sĆ”lfar ) work because they want to. And also most of it is mechanized starting in 1655 onward. The Dark Elves (DƶkkĆ”lfar) are more interested in mayhem and bringing old Chris down in the publicās eyes. They are as adroit as their Light brothers and sisters are in all things, they just turn them to hurt an injure instead of bringing delight.
They worked together at first which is why Santa is depicted in older prints of having a dark visaged an horned āassistantā. We know him as āKrampusā who ate little boys and girls who were bad all year.
Also Elves are human size, this shrink to faerie tale size is a modern creation. J.R.R. Tolkien saw to that myth dashing it down into ignominy. (Donāt get me started on Disney and their depictions of the Fey!)
electricshadow Premium Member over 5 years ago
Santa and company might want to save up for a houseboat.
Grumpy Old Guy over 5 years ago
Thereās always the elf on a shelf gig, to fall back onā¦.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, that explains all the elves weāve been seeing around here!
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
I landed a job as a lawn gnome.
Bonita Voigt over 5 years ago
If they clean the house and do the laundry, Iāll hire one. Make no gnome mistake about it!
Saddenedby Premium Member over 5 years ago
awesome ā if global warming aka climate change aka WEāRE ALL GONNA DIE! ā means donāt have to put up with the āholiday seasonā stupidity that has nothing to do with Christmas than the elves are going to find it even harder to find āseasonalā jobs Of course those who push that agenda canāt seem to get their years/date right so never mind letās hire a few elves to do some lawncare :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Lies!! Santa is half Light Elf himself. Light Elves (LjĆ³sĆ”lfar ) work because they want to. And also most of it is mechanized starting in 1655 onward. The Dark Elves (DƶkkĆ”lfar) are more interested in mayhem and bringing old Chris down in the publicās eyes. They are as adroit as their Light brothers and sisters are in all things, they just turn them to hurt an injure instead of bringing delight.
They worked together at first which is why Santa is depicted in older prints of having a dark visaged an horned āassistantā. We know him as āKrampusā who ate little boys and girls who were bad all year.
Also Elves are human size, this shrink to faerie tale size is a modern creation. J.R.R. Tolkien saw to that myth dashing it down into ignominy. (Donāt get me started on Disney and their depictions of the Fey!)