Close to Home by John McPherson for October 17, 2019

Apparently he works the glutes, though.

Actually, her wand has a button on it just so she can make it beep.

Bleeb is waiting for the lady in pink to go through with some high hopes for some impromptu voyeurism.

SSSSHHHHHHH! Don’t give the TSA ideas about how to humiliate travelers any more than what they do now.:/

Well he did say he just could not bare to go through the long security lines again at the airport, but apparently he had to once again.

The girls like him.

Don’t be shy! Flaunt it if ya got it!

Bleeb has an exciting view! Hope he doesn’t crack up?

Must have his little willie pierced.

I got flagged because their machine picked up a mass in my body where there isn’t supposed to be one. I had to explain that it was the kidney that I had gotten a year ago.

Apparently he has several Female admirers

Has he ever been in a motorcycle accident? That will put enough metal in you to build a filing cabinet.

every time we travel my husband has to tell them he has shrapnel in his knee.

Buns of steel and brass balls, Lady!

I’ve got nothing to hide.

Moral to the story, if you plan to travel which you iron intake.

Obviously, his hands are hiding a lame weapon.

Hemochromatosis? Bring out the leeches, ‘cause it’s time for a bleeding!

He used to be an adventurer, but he took an arrow to the knee.