Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 17, 2019

“C’mon, sugar, show me a bit of legume.”

She’s bean getting ready for hours.

Comics for vegans.

Takes one to know one, SUGAR!

I demand that sugar snap peas be renamed snap peas….I poured a milk over a bowl of them and they aren’t sweet at all

Should we go for Chinese to get the pods you like?

Clever!

After you’ve been havin’ steak for a long time

Beans, beans taste fine

I have heard of Kellogg’s Sugar Corn Pops

and Kellogg’s Sugar Smacks

and General Mills’ Sugar Jets

and Sugar Snap Peas

All but one were overly sugared cereals from the 1950’s

General Mills was one of the best generals ever.

Make sure you pea, before you leave.