Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2019

" I like thick crust and I cannot lie, them other toppings can’t deny… "

Personally, I never saw such a cheesy come-on.

I don’t really want to pan it, cos I know some other half-baked ham will be topping it.

And maybe it’s good enough for a starter.

It’s tough out there…

You don’t expect to find someone super hot…. but warm, and real… maybe a bit saucy…

who loves little red-checked-tablecloth places,

where you hope things will heat up, even though she knows you have to stretch your dough..

After all, she should be able to see that you were raised right.

There may not be mushroom in your little apartment, but you’re the right kind… deep, honest, with good taste, and a soft heart.

and I’m rolling in dough…

That’s some speecy spicy pizza sauce….hubba hubba

You’ll go to pieces in the end.

∏.com

hubba hubba. When was that expression last in fashion?

So often women think of men as a take-and-bake!