Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 23, 1974

Transcript:

Charlie Brown and Linus stand at the wall. Linus holds a piece of paper and asks, "Do you want to hear some baseball statistics, Charlie Brown?"<BR><BR> Linus continues, "According to my figures, as our pitcher, you had an earned run average this year of eighty runs per game!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown frowns. Linus says, "Statistics don't lie, Charlie Brown."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown replies, "No, but they sure shoot off their mouth a lot!"<BR><BR>