Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 16, 1975

Transcript:

Schroeder plays the piano. Lucy leans against the piano and says, "I've just come up with the perfect theory."<BR><BR> Lucy continues, "It's my theory that Beethoven would have written even better music if he had been married!"<BR><BR> Schroeder asks, "What's so perfect about that theory?"<BR><BR> Lucy replies, "It can't be proved one way or the other!"<BR><BR>