Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 17, 1979
Transcript:
Lucy and Charlie Brown sit on the baseball bench. Charlie Brown looks at the paper and reads, "This reporter has never interviewed a worse baseball team."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues to read, "The manager is inept and the players are hopeless."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown reads, "We will say, however, that the catcher is kind of cute, and the right-fielder, who has dark hair, is very beautiful."<BR><BR> Lucy smiles and says, "Good article, huh?"<BR><BR>