Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 31, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Hey! NSFW!!!

    What will the censors say about all this nudity?!?!?

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    You can’t prove my client was naked – you have no case!

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    I’d use a leaf bag, it holds more candy.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    Now that’s funny.

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Except the following morning they wake up with their pants full of candy corn…

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    Two girls coming home late from Trick or Treating decided to save time by cutting through the local graveyard. Almost halfway through they were startled by the old browns keeper, who agreed to walk them the rest of the way. When they reached fence the girls thanked him because they thought the cemetary was very scary. The old gentleman smiled and said " That’s what I thought also. Before I died."

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    Ontman  about 5 years ago

    What would the ‘my pillow’ guy say?

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    fgerbil46  about 5 years ago

    “Snicker” Talk about X rated!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    That’s just plume crazy!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    This is a case for 714 (Joe Friday, In and for the County of Los Angeles….).

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s because of all the sugar.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    I never heard of using a pillowcase as a treat bag before. Bedsheets as ghost costumes are another story.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is there a Nobel Prize for astounding cartoonists?

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    TurbosDad  about 5 years ago

    They’re going to be three sheets to the wind…

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    Case in point.

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