Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 13, 1980

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty is holding a golf-bag. She looks over her shoulder in puzzlement. She walks along carrying the golf-bag and asks,"Marcie, what are you doing?"<BR><BR> Marcie's foot is stuck to a machine, and she replies,"My foots's caught in the shoe washer, sir."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty climbs atop the machine and says,"This isn't a shoe washer, Marcie, it's a ball washer! Here, slip your foot out of your shoe..."<BR><BR> As Marcie sits on the floor putting her shoe back on, Peppermint Patty exclaims,"If you're gonna be a caddy, Marcie, you have a lot to learn!"<BR><BR> They stand next to the golf-bags and Peppermint Patty points in front of her saying,"Now, as soon as Mrs. Bartley putts out, you take the ball and clean it for her before she tees off again..."<BR><BR> Marcie smiles and runs off. She says,'I'll take it, Mrs. Bartley..." Peppermint Patty watches her and smiles; she says,"That's the way..."<BR><BR> Marcie exclaims from afar,"Rats!!" Peppermint Patty looks in her direction and asks,"Now what?"<BR><BR> Marcie replies,"After I peeled the white cover off, I couldn't get the ball back in." Peppermint Patty rolls her eyes and grimaces at Marcie kneeling on the ground trying to stuff the cotton-inside of the ball back into the outer-layer skin.<BR><BR>