Happy Halloween, everyone!
Old joke.
Psychiatrist is examining a man. Doctor shows the patient a picture of a cat.
’That’s a porn star dressed up as a cat.’
Doctor shows him a picture of a dog.
’That’s a bondage model dressed up like a dog.’
A picture of a chick.
’That’s a hot stripper dressed up like a chicken.’
‘Mr. Smith, you may be the most perverted man I’ve ever treated!’
‘What are you talking about, Doc? You’re the one with the dirty picture!’
Had a girl friend that did that, was funny but not for me.
It’s a cat, so its owner had to have done that to it, and s/he has all the claw marks to prove it!
(((((( HAPPY HALLOWEEN! )))))))
I get asked what am I going to costume up as……..I respond The scariest thing I know. A human being. Think about it! Have a great Halloween everyone. 0_0
Now THAT is scary! LOL! :-)
We have really enjoyed the non stop version of the last kiss!!
Aaah! Dark pussy
Nothing as scary as a black poodle crossing my path
Catapoo?
“And as a bonus, I get to piddle on pants legs”…
June 21, 2014
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator over 5 years ago
Happy Halloween, everyone!
Differentname over 5 years ago
Old joke.
Psychiatrist is examining a man. Doctor shows the patient a picture of a cat.
’That’s a porn star dressed up as a cat.’
Doctor shows him a picture of a dog.
’That’s a bondage model dressed up like a dog.’
A picture of a chick.
’That’s a hot stripper dressed up like a chicken.’
‘Mr. Smith, you may be the most perverted man I’ve ever treated!’
‘What are you talking about, Doc? You’re the one with the dirty picture!’
destry1970 over 5 years ago
Had a girl friend that did that, was funny but not for me.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ over 5 years ago
It’s a cat, so its owner had to have done that to it, and s/he has all the claw marks to prove it!
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
(((((( HAPPY HALLOWEEN! )))))))
Vet Premium Member over 5 years ago
I get asked what am I going to costume up as……..I respond The scariest thing I know. A human being. Think about it! Have a great Halloween everyone. 0_0
fgerbil46 over 5 years ago
Now THAT is scary! LOL! :-)
demnuts1 over 5 years ago
We have really enjoyed the non stop version of the last kiss!!
buckman-j over 5 years ago
Aaah! Dark pussy
cleokaya over 5 years ago
Nothing as scary as a black poodle crossing my path
cipactli77 over 5 years ago
Catapoo?
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
“And as a bonus, I get to piddle on pants legs”…