Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 19, 1981

Transcript:

Snoopy walks along the lane wearing a ski-cap. He thinks, "Over hill...over dale..." His feet say, "Poor Dale! Hee Hee Hee!"<BR><BR> As Snoopy jogs along, his tail says, "I hate being a tail...I never see where we're going; only where we've been!"<BR><BR> His heart says, "Gentlemen, your attention, please...this is your heart speaking..." The heart continues, "I just want to congratulate all of you for turning out this morning."<BR><BR> His feet say, "What's he talking about? We feet always go where we're told!" They continue, "How come we feet never get caps like the head?"<BR><BR> He jogs down a hill and his head laughs and says, "You do...they're called 'Shoes'! Hee Hee Hee!"<BR><BR> His nose says, "Just watch where you're going, boys...remember, if we bump into anything, it's the nose who gets it first!"<BR><BR> His elbow says, "I hate being an elbow...if I were a kidney, I'd ask for a transplant to a different outfit!" His stomach says, "Let's step up the pace, men...your ol' stomach hears the call of an english muffin!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown approaches Snoopy sitting atop his doghouse and taking his cap off. He says, "Well, how was your run? it must be neat jogging through the quiet countryside..."<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on his back atop his doghouse and thinks, "Quiet?! I've never heard so much talk in all my life!"<BR><BR>