Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 12, 2019

Robocallers need a patron saint. Prank callers have Prince Albert.

It must come back around exponentially.

My mom said the following was popular when she was a kid (1920s): “Hello? Do you have Sir Walter Raleigh in a can? You’d better let him out!” (Ba-da-boom. . .

Why yes, my refrigerator is running.

Not quite so, Shoe. They just recorded your calls and set them to a robo-voice.

This is George. Are there any messages for me?

I think I’ve said it before, but we would call and say, “this is the Seattle sewer company and we’ve had enough crap out of you. “

I think he hit his head on the nail! …..I said that correctly..didn’t I?

is your refrigerator running

Karma is a bitch!

Call a bowling alley,ask if they have 16 lb. balls.When they answer yes,ask how are they able to walk ;)

If I get a robocall, it had better be R2-D2 or I’m hanging up.

“Hello, I’m calling for Michael Hunt.”

“Who?”

“Mike Hunt. Have you seen Mike Hunt?”

I never made prank calls as a kid – and I get tons of robocalls. Thank goodness for the blocking feature.

Does anyone know where to get software like PhoneTray for cell phones?

Would a kid now even know what prank calls are?

The iPhone now blocks all robot calls for me.

I never thought of it this way. It’s karma. I must have really pissed off someone.