Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 15, 2019

I can relate to that…

Want to lose 20 pounds of ugly fat fast? Cut off your head! Don Rickles and Rodney Dangerfield both used variations on that joke.

And he’s hoping to lose twice the weight.

I think that if you are on two diets at the same time, they cancel each other out.

In K K´s case a buttoctomy would do the trick.

Why does the word ‘diet’ start with the word ‘die’? I’m asking for a friend.

First time I heard this joke Fred and Barney were not even friends yet.

To save time, simply order chateaubriand.

How can he gain weight eating Roz’s food? Is he a masochist?

Sea food diet.I see food,I eat it ;)

That’s because the one diet was a liquid diet.

Thank you all for participating in “The World’s Oldest Diet Joke.” The judges will be in touch shortly…

me too Im on a sea food diet!!! isee food and Ieat it!!