Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 03, 1981
June 02, 1981
June 04, 1981
Transcript:
Peppermint Patty stands at the teacher's desk and says, "Ma'am, report cards will be coming out this Friday, right?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "Is there anything I might do to get a better grade?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty looks shocked and says, "A thousand word essay on Herman Melville?"<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty admits, "Well, actually, what I had in mind was maybe emptying a few wastebaskets . . ."<BR><BR>
LieutenantCommanderData over 10 years ago
Use a lot of Moby Dick quotes, then go on and on about the philosophical meaning of the quote and what it hints about in his personal life, include one or two major events in his life and you are done.
ootey about 7 years ago
Melville will make your hair sproing out.