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Kick him in the knees. His legs are slow as molasses and weak like chicken bones. The only time he used his lower body muscles was to go to the kitchen and the bathroom.
allen@home over 5 years ago
One hard slap across the chops. Take phone.
enigmamz over 5 years ago
Turn off the wifi, and he’ll throw it down in a huff.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Oy
cdnalor over 5 years ago
Mom looks like she’s still in the Sixties with those pants and that medallion.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Go get the broom, a good wack should do it. It works on Sterling.
MermaidStitcher over 5 years ago
Simply call and have the line disconnected
clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago
Kick him in the knees. His legs are slow as molasses and weak like chicken bones. The only time he used his lower body muscles was to go to the kitchen and the bathroom.
Lightpainter over 5 years ago
Use a super soaker on him..right in the face.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
And you’re letting him get away with it?