Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 11, 1982
Transcript:
Charlie Brown sits behind a desk that reads,"Manager's Office: The buck starts here...." Lucy, Snoopy, and Linus are walking across the field.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown holds a bat and ball in his hands and calls,"Okay, team, let's pay attention!"<BR><BR> He tosses the ball in the air preparing to hit it; he says,"Last year we had too many players getting hit on the head with fly balls..."<BR><BR> He hits the ball and says,"Let's see if we can't change that this year." The ball hits Lucy, Snoopy, and Linus in their heads.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown calls to them,"Maybe you shouldn't all be standing in a row like that..."<BR><BR> He tosses the ball up into the air and says,"Spread out a little, and we'll try it again..." He swings and gives the ball a whap. The ball only hits Lucy in her head this time as Snoopy and Linus stand nearby watching.<BR><BR> Charlie Brown calls,"Good! That was a lot better!"<BR><BR>
peanuts511 almost 11 years ago
why don’t you all try CATCHING the stupid ball!!!!
PatrickASL almost 5 years ago
From Lucy, I would expect this level of incompetence, but Snoopy is supposed to be the only good player they have. I wouldn’t expect Linus to be so clueless, either.
PatrickASL almost 5 years ago
And for the record, I’m so glad Charlie Brown hit Lucy. For all the times she’s pulled the football away, I have no problem with her receiving a minor concussion.