Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 20, 1983

Transcript:

Sally sits up in bed with a stressed look and exclaims,"I'm doomed!" She walks through the house wearing the same stressed look and holding a sheet of paper.<BR><BR> She sits at the table with her cereal next to her and writes,"George Washington"<BR><BR> She sits at her classroom desk holding out a sheet of paper. She says,"Yes, Ma'am...right here."<BR><BR> She stands in front of the class and reads from her sheet,"This is my report on George Washington whose birthday we celebrate this week."<BR><BR> She stretches out one hand and says,"George Washington wrote a famous 'Farewell Address'....he said, 'So long! From now on, you're on your own!'"<BR><BR> She looks to her right and asks,"He didn't?"<BR><BR> She rolls her eyes and says to Eudora, who is sitting behind her,"When you write a report before breakfast, your research tends to be a little skimpy...."<BR><BR>