Cleats by Bill Hinds for January 03, 2022

Transcript:

Abby's Mom: Hello, Edith. Abby and Peri are upstairs playing a soccer video game. Edith: Greetings, gamers. Peri: Hey, Edith. Abby: Edith, watch me annihilate Peri. Peri: Okay, I'm in the salvage yard, but I don't see you. Abby: I'm behind that rusty fuel truck. Peri: Duck! Spin! Shoot! Abby: Hah! Pow pow! Peri: Awesome! There was still fuel in the fuel tank. Abby: Auugh! That blew my leg off! Edith: Uh... your mom is under the impression that you're playing a soccer video game. Abby: We are. Peri: Mia Hamm's Underground! Abby: Cool! I can attach a bionic leg! Edith: Is there a parental advisory on this label? Peri: Look! If you hold down the Z button, spikes come out of the ball!