Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 14, 2022
Transcript:
Jack: What's that? Deanna: Delicious, hot oatmeal. Jack: I want frosted fruity zeros! Deanna: On a cold day like this, an active boy like you needs to start the day with something warm and nutritious. Gary: First, we add some dried cranberries, golden currants and raisins. Then sprinkle on some cinnamon and toss in a few silvered almonds. Finish with butter, milk and honey. Jack: It's not very sparkly. Gary: Right-I forgot the sugar. Jack: It's not very colorful. Gary: No problem. Deanna: That preparation would make cardboard appeal to a kid. Gary: Like cardboard isn't made from oatmeal...
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I hate oatmeal no matter what they put in it.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Gary, if you let Jack eat that horrid thing, he’s probably gonna get diabetes.
Jimmyk939 about 2 years ago
What he did was blasphemy. Pure…unadulterated…blasphemy
Ed Brault Premium Member about 2 years ago
I remember a bio experiment where rats were fed a variety of popular cereals. The ones that did best were the ones fed shredded cereal boxes.