Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 04, 1983

Transcript:

Charlie Brown is talking to Snoopy as the latter lies on his back atop the doghouse. He says,"I don't know about you...."<BR><BR> Snoopy stands in front of Charlie Brown as the latter continues,"You're beginning to look more like a bowling pin every day...." Snoopy's ears shoot up as Charlie Brown walks away saying,"I'm going to put you on a grapefruit diet!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown looks at a can opener in his hands and says,"This will be good for both of us...I won't have to use a can opener anymore...."<BR><BR> He opens the fridge and extracts a grapefruit. He says,"When it's suppertime, all I'll have to do is go to the refrigerator, take out a grapefruit...."<BR><BR> He walks to the open door and continues,"....Go out the back door...."<BR><BR> He rolls the grapefruit across the yard and concludes,"And bowl it across the yard!"<BR><BR> Snoopy is knocked off his feet by the grapefruit.<BR><BR> He lies on the ground dazed and thinks,"Whatever happened to supper around the ol' kitchen table?"<BR><BR>