Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 15, 1983
Transcript:
Charlie Brown takes off his baseball mitt and says, "Well ol' faithful glove, another season has come and gone . . . I guess I'll put you away until next spring . . ."<BR><BR> The baseball glove hangs on a doorknob. It thinks, "SIGH! There I was, a beautiful piece of genuine leather . . ."<BR><BR> The glove thinks, "So what happens? I end up as a baseball glove for a stupid kid who loses every game he pitches!"<BR><BR> The glove thinks, "Of course, it might have been worse . . . I could have been a pair of goalie pads and got hit by pucks all winter . . ."<BR><BR>
Stormwyrm over 3 years ago
Or you could have become upholstery for a bar seat and had to have people’s butts on you all the time.