Peanuts by Charles Schulz for October 22, 1983
Transcript:
Spike stands in the desert and thinks, "I should go into Needles tonight . . I can see the bright lights beckoning me . . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "Maybe I'd see a cute chick, and I'd say to her, 'Hey, how'd you like to go play video games?'"<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "Just then her boyfriend would come along and pound me into the ground . . ."<BR><BR> Spike thinks, "Sitting in the desert on a Saturday night talking to a cactus isn't so bad . ."<BR><BR>