And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Hallmark Channel called. They’re not interested.
andrewjb about 5 years ago
And if one of those omnivores finds out they are having unexpected company and need extra food, the Great Turkey won’t make the rest of his deliveries that night.
nitromicro about 5 years ago
The flies around the factory farm bring toys to the children? Ewww……
clayusmcret Premium Member about 5 years ago
It needs lots and lots and lots of more work. Better yet, kill it, cook it and dump it in the trash can. And support PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
diverleo about 5 years ago
Definitely needs more work.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
“Needs more work”?! Heck, it needs a drastic, total re-write! Bring in a script doctor! Get rid of PETA (too controversial for mass audiences). Make the Giant Turkey more lovable and humanoid! Give the story a big-time Happy Ending!
Walter Kocker about 5 years ago
I’m not aware of this story – must be from the New Testament.