Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 25, 2019

“Any more gas like that, and this will be a womb with a view.”

Sorry Dan… maybe I’m just tired… but…. um… ???

“Read the womb” …. maybe it’s a pun but I don’t know what the “real” line would be….

Or why there are two babies in there.

I think it’s a pun on “read the room”, but if so, it’s still not funny to me.

Yeah…. I thought of “read the room” too, but it didn’t make any sense.

Unless maybe Baby #2 meant Baby #1 was supposed to ask the rest of the “womb” (AFAIK just him) whether he DID want spicy food….

but then he probably wouldn’t have said “up to you”.

So I figured that wasn’t it, and maybe it has something to do with sending a message… but WHAT?

And why would either be funny?

I always think it’s my fault I don’t get it, and I’m suddenly going to have one of those d’oh, forehead-slapping moments…

But with this one… Maybe not so much.

This is a tough one, how about an oldie – “Why do test-tube babies have it so good? Because they get a womb with a view!”

The key may be spicy foods. Problem is, we haven’t a clue as to effect the spicy foods are having that the one baby doesn’t like. It’s a key without a lock.

Or maybe one likes spicy and the other doesn’t….

Anyone else see the yin yang?

Did anyone else notice the lack of a cord/placenta?

“Move along people, no joke to see here . . . "