Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 26, 2019

Whew, I don’t think he saw me….I should get rid of the waddle though…..it’s a dead giveaway!

It wasn’t me – and never will be me.

2019— and a Vegan Thanksgiving!

I understand that there is now an all-meat product that tastes just like tofu.

Not that wild about it.

I’ve never been able to bring myself to taste tofu. I guess I’m chicken.

There’s a lion (?) face etched in the tree greenery he’s sticking a fork into.

The tofurkey is soya delicious for vegans.

I see faces in the bushes behind the tofurkey, and “ASS” written on the tofurkey’s backside. Or am I hallucinating?

I never understood why the big deal about making plants taste like meat. Cows have been doing it for centuries.