Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 26, 1985
Transcript:
Charlie Brown and Snoopy stand in front of a desk. Snoopy holds out a book. Charlie Brown says, "Yes, ma'am, he wants to return this book he got for Christmas."<BR><BR> Snoopy frowns. Charlie Brown says, "He doesn't like it because the hero is a cat . . ."<BR><BR> Charlie Brown says, "He hates cats." Snoopy sticks out his tongue in disgust.<BR><BR> Snoopy smiles. Charlie Brown continues, "He wants a book where all the cats get eaten by alligators on the first page!"<BR><BR>
ootey almost 7 years ago
And bunnies rule!
Daeder over 2 years ago
If he wants that book, then he should write it!
“It was a dark and stormy night. . .
Suddenly, a cat got eaten by alligators!
Then, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.
The pirate captain made another cat walk the plank.
The End"
D33 2 months ago
That’s technically racism