Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 23, 1986

Transcript:

Snoopy lies on the doghouse and thinks, "I've spent half my life staring at that back door waiting for my supper to come out . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "That door is thirty-five inches wide and sixty-eight inches high."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "It has three hinges . . Each hinge has five screws . . It squeaks when it opens and it bangs when it closes . . ."<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "I'm an expert on backdoors!"<BR><BR>