Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 25, 2020

At first glance, I thought the last word was “wildly.” It still works, if not as well.

I hope that straw is paper and not plastic!

For so says the black hole of decent propriety.

Don’t get caught with one in California!

and don’t forget Aunty: you only get ONE . . .won’t say anything more. . .too much chance of “dubble entenduray”. . .

Cute but wrong. If you blow bubbles in your soda it goes flat. When drinking a malt you got to suck! Just be sure you replace the good stuff do you can keep on sucking

Not sure exactly what she means… If I say someone sucked the fun out of something, I would be implying they made everyone else around them miserable. Somehow, I don’t think she means it this way.

Suck it up, Auntie.

Please tell me that isn’t a paper straw – shudder!

UUuummmm. . .. It could be just my warped perceptions on life, but I regarded the first option as “Whatever you’re doing, get as much enjoyment out of it as you can but don’t blow it for others” and the second as “Ya gotta relax some time, so enjoy it while you’re doing it”.

There’s really enough ‘enjoy’ in the world. Go get it and have fun.

Good advice Aunty ♥