Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 23, 1986

Transcript:

Lucy stands at the doorway of the living-room, facing the hall. She exclaims,"You don't like me!"<BR><BR> She shouts,"I Don't Care! It's Not Fair!"<BR><BR> Linus sits on a foot-stool watching t.v. Lucy walks up behind him and asks,"I wanna ask you something! Do you remember before we were born?"<BR><BR> He replies,"Not Hardly" She puts her hands on her hips and asks,"Weren't we up in heaven with a bunch of other kids waiting to be born?"<BR><BR> He replies,"The theological implications of that are way beyond me..." She continues,"Well, do you think we ever asked about being born?"<BR><BR> He turns to the reader and responds,"I don't recall ever asking anyone or even seeing anyone..." She spreads her hands and asks,"So you're sure we never asked to be born?"<BR><BR> He replies,"No, I don't think so" She asks,"You're sure?"<BR><BR> He turns his head to her and says,"I'm positive" She says,"That's what I thought...I just wanted to be sure..."<BR><BR> She walks off. She stands by the doorway of the living-room again and shouts,"I Didn't Ask To Be Born!!"<BR><BR>