The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 18, 2020

first we got a new [th]ink and now we got a new K Chronicles … life is good

The one funny thing about neonazis is when they can’t figure out how to draw a swastika.

Also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPElLnXHac

Let’s not make Germany great again.

My Taiwanese wife insists on keeping this Buddhist good luck charm hanging on the rearview mirror of my car. It has a very prominent swastika on it. So far, nobody has broken my windshield.

This joke is insane. :D

Keith’s wife is clever and quick. Can’t wait to see what she does with those idiots.

I have a German last name. My relatives on one side are mostly from Pennsylvania. The man who originally immigrated was a merchant who was visiting Hesse-Hanau in the 1770s. Hesse was known for its mercenary soldiers and that was their biggest export. They were short in numbers for that year and they pressed him into service. He served and was one of those surrendering at the Battle of Trenton, the one where Washington crossed the Delaware. On the trip to New York to return to Europe under his prisoner’s parole he asked if he could join up with Washington’s army. He did and finally brought his family over in the 1780’s. When I was in middle school a bully and his gang beat me up for being the new kid and having that German name and called me a nazi. It was a DOD school at an Air Force base. One of them stopped and told the others to do as well. “Why?,” said leader bully. “His dad is the new CO.” Lead bully said, “No, my dad’s co is Major so and so.” Other bully, “His dad is General such and such.” My father talked with their fathers and nobody bothered me at that school as well as bullying being reduced overall during my father’s tenure at the base.

We’re looking here at the next unemployment statistic, I hope.

He’d better be glad I’m not his coworker or I’d drag his racist heinie to the bathroom and make him scrub it off the walls. With his tongue if he can’t find anything else to clean with.