I left my cell phone back at the North Pole. How about if you fill me in so I can better understand it when I get back there.
No, my network went down and your text was deleted before I could read it.
Rudolf screens all my texts, and he is all hooves.
I’m in the process of sending you a bill for a service fee for using a text message.
You have the wrong number, kid.
Yeah, Santa got your text, along with seven billion other texts.
If you can’t communicate verbally, move along. Next please.
Ask Alexa. She knows.
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus — I am writing you because — There seems to be a problem with your staff… Heywood Banks (more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atiME4qnCrw )
He’s got an elf for that.
Oh I remember now, by the way, you’re on the naughty list.
Sorry but my account has been hacked by Amazon.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
I left my cell phone back at the North Pole. How about if you fill me in so I can better understand it when I get back there.
finkd almost 5 years ago
No, my network went down and your text was deleted before I could read it.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Rudolf screens all my texts, and he is all hooves.
paranormal almost 5 years ago
I’m in the process of sending you a bill for a service fee for using a text message.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
You have the wrong number, kid.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yeah, Santa got your text, along with seven billion other texts.
Ukko wilko almost 5 years ago
If you can’t communicate verbally, move along. Next please.
katzenbooks45 almost 5 years ago
Ask Alexa. She knows.
KEA almost 5 years ago
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus — I am writing you because — There seems to be a problem with your staff… Heywood Banks (more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atiME4qnCrw )
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
He’s got an elf for that.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Oh I remember now, by the way, you’re on the naughty list.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Sorry but my account has been hacked by Amazon.