Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 16, 2019

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    Farside99  almost 5 years ago

    I left my cell phone back at the North Pole. How about if you fill me in so I can better understand it when I get back there.

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    finkd  almost 5 years ago

    No, my network went down and your text was deleted before I could read it.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Rudolf screens all my texts, and he is all hooves.

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    I’m in the process of sending you a bill for a service fee for using a text message.

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    You have the wrong number, kid.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, Santa got your text, along with seven billion other texts.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 5 years ago

    If you can’t communicate verbally, move along. Next please.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 5 years ago

    Ask Alexa. She knows.

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    KEA  almost 5 years ago

    Dearest Mr. Santa Claus — I am writing you because — There seems to be a problem with your staff… Heywood Banks (more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atiME4qnCrw )

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    Plods with ...™  almost 5 years ago

    He’s got an elf for that.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Oh I remember now, by the way, you’re on the naughty list.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sorry but my account has been hacked by Amazon.

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