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Dearest Mr. Santa Claus — I am writing you because — There seems to be a problem with your staff… Heywood Banks (more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atiME4qnCrw )
Farside99 over 5 years ago
I left my cell phone back at the North Pole. How about if you fill me in so I can better understand it when I get back there.
finkd over 5 years ago
No, my network went down and your text was deleted before I could read it.
The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago
Rudolf screens all my texts, and he is all hooves.
paranormal over 5 years ago
I’m in the process of sending you a bill for a service fee for using a text message.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
You have the wrong number, kid.
William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago
Yeah, Santa got your text, along with seven billion other texts.
Ukko wilko over 5 years ago
If you can’t communicate verbally, move along. Next please.
katzenbooks45 over 5 years ago
Ask Alexa. She knows.
KEA over 5 years ago
Dearest Mr. Santa Claus — I am writing you because — There seems to be a problem with your staff… Heywood Banks (more here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atiME4qnCrw )
Plods with ...â„¢ over 5 years ago
He’s got an elf for that.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Oh I remember now, by the way, you’re on the naughty list.
WCraft over 5 years ago
Sorry but my account has been hacked by Amazon.