Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 27, 2019

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    @deadofwrite  about 5 years ago

    hahaha

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “Not to mention, in my presence, you’ll always be shaken and not stirred.”

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    how sweet that he’s got his sisters names tattooed on his arm…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have spent years behind bars. I was a bartender. Does that mean I have a prison record?

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    and his lawyer passed the bar exam…

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Oy! Different BARS! DUDE!

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    Michael G.  about 5 years ago

    On his other arm you’ll find Spike, Chomper, and Bubba.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And he knows how to make toilet gin.

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    paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Man: He just passed his bar exam.

    Archie Bunker: Oh, yeah? Where’s he tend bar?

    Man (exasperated): He’s a lawyer.

    — From an episode of All in the Family

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