Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 31, 2019

Chicken vittle

I like their dressing.

Have a feeling I’m missing something

FUNNY here.

If she won the same prize last year, that would be criminal this year.

Round up the usual suspects. That singer Rogers, and that Colonel from Kentucky.

Those two chickens outside see something freaky in the cop’s butt! Maybe some scary corn!

Now it’s placing in the cooking contest.

This gag is the only context in which “winner, winner, chicken dinner” even makes sense. Thanks!