Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 27, 2019

Reminds me of the Froglandia Bath Mat Company research center, where they come up with ideas for new bath mat designs by randomly calling persons and engaging them in “creative conversation”.

Kill You??

First you must be born…

Under the sign of Capricorn …

Ewww!

The unicorn has farting down to a silent science. SBD

Fʟᴀsʜ – ᴛʜɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ GᴏCᴏᴍɪᴄs’ Nᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ!

This cartoon has just received the FARTGAS* award for excellence in flatulence-related unicorn referencing.

* Frog Applause™ – Rotifer Thalweg Gocomics Appreciation Society

If I told you exactly, it wouldn’t be a surprise.

Anybody remember Dex? This is from the early days of Dex.

Unicorns gases are silent and odorless, that’s why they are so deadly, you don’t know to run from it.

My home is equipped with a unicorn gas detector … it’s invisible too …!

Unicorns are very different animals. Their waste products are all delicious and beautiful unlike their meat and blood which are poisonous. Farts by them can smell like Pecholy and other perfumes.

A typical fart is composed of about 59 percent nitrogen, 21 percent hydrogen, 9 percent carbon dioxide, 7 percent methane and 4 percent oxygen. Only about one percent of a fart contains hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans, which contain sulfur, and the sulfur is what makes farts stink.

Sulfur is not one of them. It is kind of against their entire being. On the opposite end the life on the “hot Earth” planet of Moloch are over heated and steeped in sulfur and mercury etc.

The unicorn wouldn’t fart, however, it’s intestines would blow you a kiss..

Adjacent thin-walled phone booths; heavy-duty farts. It could be a pretty deadly combination. Unicorns are just a diversion. These Old-Timey ladies are just too, too polite and/or subtle.

Or, as when I admonished a guy criticizing his girlfriend in heavy language, his response was “her farts stink, too.”

I don’t really care for fart jokes.

Since you’ve got that phone cord wrapped around your neck…

Unicorn’s… R cute as a button

I’m thinking of starting a comic strip, Dill Weed and Frog Bert.

Still smells, even after a whole day!