Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 19, 1992

Transcript:

During class, Peppermint Patty tells the teacher, "Yes, ma'am.. More than ready.."<BR><BR> Peppermint goes up in front of the class with her report, "This is my report about notebook paper.." She holds a sheet of paper.<BR><BR> Peppermint says, "Notebook paper has lines on it so you won't write crooked."<BR><BR> Peppermint adds, "Notebook paper also has holes in it so it will fit into your binder.."<BR><BR> Peppermint demonstratres, "You can also hide behind it, and peek through the middle hole to see if anyone is looking at you.."<BR><BR> Peppermint exclaims, "Watch! I can see you, but you can't see me.."<BR><BR> Peppermint says, "This concludes my report on notebook paper.."<BR><BR> Back in her seat, Peppermint turns and whispers, "Do you think the teacher liked my report, Marcie?"<BR><BR> Marcie replies, "I can't tell by her expression, sir.. She's looking at us through the hole in her notebook paper.."<BR><BR>