Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for August 02, 2020

Especially the curly ones!!

That’s my boy.

Is that like potato porn?

Don’t touch that…..don’t touch that…

Peel it off, darlin’!

I was going to make a few wisecracks about what kind of videos might be cause for Mama Potato’s panic here in Potatoland — potatoes stripping out of their skins, baking in a hot oven or jumping into hot oil, fetishes (shoestring potatoes, crinkle (kinkle?) cut). Not to forget potatoes au gratin, the depths of depravity.

Then my nimble brain thought of actually googling the term “potato porn” — that can’t be a thing! I’m not going to get any hits!

This one is safe: https://potatopornpotatoporn.tumblr.com/

Just about everything else that came up, I’m working very hard to banish from my brain. My own fault, for forgetting one of the basic rules I live by:

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

His name should be Headly.

Oh no! The Tater Tot has his eyes on the one claiming: “I da ho”

Might have looked at a few of those myself

Detailed version of Bleeb when he’s at home.

Skin flicks?

Love it.

He’s a chip. Off the old block.