Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 27, 2023

Aw, just give us a little peck.

She has a point.

use your peck.

I would say it might make a good garnish for a chicken dinner, but I think it’s poisoness

Shucks, there’s lips on both ends.

No chicken lips, but there’s canary eyelids and bees knees!

how about some necking – don’t let the turkeys have all the ‘fun’

I’d be curious to see how they made out?

“As useless as lips on a chicken” was an often used expression amongst my Okie forebearers

I see a lady’s face in the bushes. She’s NOT wearing lipstick for obvious reasons! :)

First of all, mistletoe doesn’t grow on trees…

No kiss? How about a peck on the cheek??