Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 05, 2024

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 12 months ago

    I hate it when this happens. His battery must be running out now.

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    BigBoy  12 months ago

    Now it makes sense

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    Il Siciliano  12 months ago

    I KNEW it! Neptune, on the far right, was really just an egg planet!

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 12 months ago

    when god replaces the battery and then discovers he was using the wrong remote in the first place—-

    he gon’ be po’d

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    CorkLock  12 months ago

    God does not use batteries. He’s got a giant wind up spring that takes twelve legions of Angels to wind up and runs for an entire MILLENNIUM.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    AA, I get it.

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    Jml58  12 months ago

    He got Mickey to conduct.

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    paullp Premium Member 12 months ago

    “What does God need with a starship?” (Question by Captain Kirk to the evil entity pretending to be God in the otherwise lame, awful and utterly forgettable Star Trek V)

    By the same token, God needs a universal remote (with batteries that can run down, no less)? My skeptic-sense is tingling.

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