Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 16, 2024

But has he ever driven a tow truck? It’s awkward when you get pigeon towed.

A bird of your skills would get pest control called! We need to stay lower profile at this park.

Go apply at the school playground park. They never clean those.

But has he ever flown the coop?

If he can’t beg, Haskins will start pigeon a fit.

Nice shoes. And socks. :)

What a crummy thing to say.