Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 13, 2025

Believe me, you’ve already paid the admission fee.

The exit fee has built most of the largest cathedrals.

If the devil isn’t grabbing that cash, then he’s not too bright either.

The entrance fee is by default free.

The wages of sin is death (Hell Fire) and you’re paid up trump. Walk right in and sizzle for all eternity.

Money isn’t good in hell so why not live a bad life. Because in the end you won’t have to pay for any crimes you committ.

Faces galore! One on the back of his head, one on Satan’s chest and one hanging about going “oh, noooooooooo” on his lower robe. :)