Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 05, 1993

Transcript:

Woodstock walks along a tree branch wearing shoes. CLUMP CLOMP CLUMP CLUMP and then flies off the branch.<BR><BR> Woodstock lands on Snoopy's dog house. Snoopy thinks, "Hey! You got new shoes!"<BR><BR> Snoopy thinks, "They look great... you got shoes just like Mickey Mouse!"<BR><BR> Snoopy says, "But let me ask you something..."<BR><BR> Snoopy lies face down on the doghouse roof with Woodstock sitting on his back and thinks, "What do you think other birds are going to say? What if they tease you?"<BR><BR> Snoopy on his back with Woodstock on his stomach. Snoopy thinks, "What if they say stupid things like, "Does your mother wear army boots?"<BR><BR> Snoopy sits up and looks thoughtful. He thinks, "Which leads me to ask you something else...<BR><BR> Snoopy asks, "DOES your mother wear army boot?"<BR><BR> Snoopy tosses his head back and laughs a big laugh. HA HA HA. Woodstock glares and gives him a swift kick, knocking him off of the dog house.<BR><BR> Snoopy lies on the ground in a daze, but smiling and thinks, "I wonder if Mickey's mom wore army boots,<BR><BR>