Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for January 20, 2020

I thought only some legal practitioners were “ambulance chasers”.

If that’s the expert slope the beginners slope would be either flat or uphill :)

There ought to be a ramp straight into the ambulance.

Of course he’s going to get hurt. The ambulance parked right in front of him.

I watched the downhill snowboard championships on TV. Men and women, WOW.

I’ve been saying that for years. :)

Skiing:

Sliding down an ice covered mountain with boards strapped to your feet. An ambulance waits for you at the bottom.

No No.. wait.. we forgot the ramp

With proper skill set, he should go right in the ambulance.

Luck also benefits because of preparation.

I fall down, getting out of bed, but, even I could ski that slope!

Having skied black diamond, I can relate. The point being that the hill leads straight to an ambulance.